Joke Mar 26

Sam the mailman is retiring after 30 years on the same route. Neither rain nor snow nor hail has ever prevented Sam from the delivering the mail on time. Needless to say Sam will be sorely missed. People have been turning out all morning to wish him well and offer gifts. Toward the end of his route he arrives at the home of lovely Mrs. Smith who invites him in to a gourmet full course breakfast. Sam cannot believe it but the best is yet to come she assures him. After eating she leads him upstairs and he finds himself in a passionate embrace followed by several hours of wild passionate loving. Delirious at the end Sam thinks he has died and gone to heaven. Suddenly Mrs. Smith leaps up and runs to her purse saying "I almost forgot!" She takes out a toonie which she hands to Sam. "What's this for?" he asks baffled. "When I asked my husband what we should do about a retirement gift for you he replied 'Sam, fuck him! Give him two bucks.' But the breakfast was my idea."