Joke Feb 20th

More funny (or not) pick up lines:

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cause I keep seeing myself in your pants.
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.