Joke Feb 15th

More funny/sad pick up lines:

- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.