Joke March 2

Black Fellah to White Fellah

Dear white fellah,
There's a coupla tings you orta no.
FirstlyWen I am born, I'm black.
Wen I grow up, I'm black.
Wen I get sick, I'm black.
Wen I'm cold, I'm black.
Wen I go out in the sun, I'm black.
And wen I get scared, I'm black.
And wen I die, yes, I'm still black.
But you white fellah ....Wen you born, you pink.
Wen you grow up, you white.
Wen you get sick, you green.
Wen you cold, you go blue.
Wen you go out in the sun, you go red.
And wen you get scared, you yellah.
And wen you die, you purple.
And you call me coloured !!