Joke Oct 18th

A man is in a bar one night and he claims he can tell any fur type just by its feel and can tell how it was killed. He bets everyone in the bar a round of drinks that he can. So they blindfold him and present him with a fur. He feels it and says, "That's beaver fur and it was shot by a .22." Everyone is amazed. "Just a lucky guess, try again." they all said. So again, he is blindfolded, feels a new fur and proclaims " That's a grey wolf and was shot with a .308" Right again. A new fur-- "That' s a grizzly bear, shot with a 30.06" This goes on all night, and he gets very drunk on all the free drinks. The next morning he wakes up with a big puffy black eye. He asks his wife "I know I was pretty drunk last night, but I don't remember getting into afight." His wife replies "Oh that's from me, when you got into bed last night, you were getting frisky and put you hand between my legs and said"Skunk, split with an axe"