Joke Oct 10th

There was a couple, married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on turning off the lights. After 20 years of this, the wife was fed up. She figured she would break her husband of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She got very upset. "You impotent pig," she screamed, "how could you deceive me all these years? You'd better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eye and says calmly..."I'll explain the dildo if you explain the kids."