Thursday's joke

THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE:
AGE FAVORITE DRINK
17 beer
25 bourbon
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox

AGE FAVORITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping

AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 " tongue "
25 " breakfast "
35 " She didn't set back my therapy. "
48 " I didn't have to meet her kids. "
66 " Got home alive. "

AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17