Joke: Maria

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children, then her husband dies. She remarries two months later, and has 12 children by her second husband before he dies. Three years later she passes away. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says, "At last, they're finally together." A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, father. But do you mean, she and her first husband, or she and her second husband? The priest says, "I mean her legs."