Debs Place

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Joke Dec 20th

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Joke Dec 19th

Men are like mini skirts.... If you're not careful, they'll creep upyour legs

Monday, December 18, 2006

Joke Dec 18th

Men are like curling irons.... They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Joke Dec 14th

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Flatter her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring alcohol.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Joke Dec 13th

Men are like high heel shoes..... They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Joke Dec 12th

Men are like bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Joke Dec 11th

Men are like bank accounts.....Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Joke Dec 8th

Men are like lava lamps......Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Joke Dec 7th

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y.. tells the first guy, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r. .r.. i..e..d." The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any more." The answer comes, "Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t..o..r.. a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k..s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r." The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married. "W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n h..e..r p..o...r..c..ha..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..gh..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m .y f..a..c..e.." "Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend."W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y, t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d.. a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e w ..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Joke Dec 6th

Men are like copiers.....You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Jokes Dec 4th

Men are like Parking spots.....The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Joke Dec 1st

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"